Huawei and China Mobile stick a 5G base station on Mount Everest
Chinese telecoms giants Huawei and China Mobile have chosen
the highest mountain in the world to make some kind of point about how great
they are at 5G.
They put a base station 6,500 meters up Mount Everest, from
which they reckon people will be able to access 5G from the summit. We’ve all
been there, haven’t we? You get to the top of the world and fancy streaming the
footie while you’re up there. Until now bored climbers were forced to talk to
each other at the summit, but no longer.
There’s a distinctly nationalistic flavour to the stunt too.
“It comes on the 60th anniversary of the first successful ascent of Mount
Everest from the northern slope and the 45th anniversary of China’s first
official accurate measurement of Mount Everest,” declared the press release.
“Significantly, the 5G network on Mount Everest will provide communication
services for the 2020 Mount Everest re-measurement.”
Maybe that measurement 45 years ago wasn’t so accurate after
all then. The border of China (specifically the Tibet Autonomous Region) and
Nepal goes through the peak of Mount Everest, with China claiming the northern
half, which is presumably where this base station has been placed. The
announcement features the usual chest-beating about the technological and
commercial prowess this demonstrates on the part of the companies involved, but
we’ll spare you the gory details.
“Huawei strongly believes that technology means to make the
world better,” concluded the press release. “The beauty of Mount Everest can be
displayed via 5G high-definition video and VR experience, which also provides
further insights for mountaineers, scientists and other specialists into the
nature. The ground-breaking establishment on Mount Everest once again proves
that 5G technology connect mankind and the Earth harmoniously.”
Whether the growing legions of 5G conspiracy theorists will
agree is distinctly uncertain. After all, what better way to control the minds
of the world than to beam malevolent radiation from the top of it? Having said
that, if any of them manage to vandalize this 5G base station they at least
deserve top marks for effort. Here’s a diagram to explain why they may be
mistaken.
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